cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans)

h0llo:

shut up kid i know ur starving but there are white girls in america without iphones

lastofthetimeladies:

colinfirth:

buttpower:

you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a  draw four

#friendship has no place at the uno table

#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played

(Source: thcure)

jesuschristvevo:

hungry isnt even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait