There's so much beauty in a storm.

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

kenshairisfullofsecrets:

lunastatic:

i want to be able to delete annoying people in my life

murder. you’re thinking of murder

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

internetexplorers:

i can’t wait til like 60 years from now when all these white girl grannies have “forever young” still tattooed on their wrists

roselastrider:

there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you

meladoodle:

lmao all these stupid animals hunting for food when mcdonalds has a dollar menu

pom-bear:

Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato 

grandkanye:

who the h*ck decided to spell tongue like that 

bible-jpg:

my favourite kinds of people are the ones who still message me after i’ve abandoned several conversations due to lack of motivation i love u

10inchd:

white lips pale face giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake 

zeiua:

the more painful a series is the more twisted the fandom’s humour is, don’t argue with me on this one

guccier:

it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science

marshmallowhaunter:

Let’s all play “Let’s look for weird names in the credits while we wait for the marvel movie to end”